NitoMari Woosh!? Yudokuya Presents ---------------- NitoMari Woosh!? Yudokuya Presents ---------------- NitoMari Woosh!? Preface Hello and nice to meet you. Tomokichi from Yudokuya here. My fifth Touhou comic is "NitoMari Woosh!?" No one knows what it means. The story was inspired by the demo version of Subterranean Animism and takes place just before the event of it. While I was playing the demo version, I wondered "how did Marisa and Nitori get close to each other?" I started working on the story around last June, and now it's finally released. Well, enough preface. Please enjoy the story! That's all I got to say! --------------------- . Ni: Alright! All New "Super Monster Cucumber" is finished! Ni: Let's try it out! Ni: Oh!? -------------- Ni: Oh noooooooo!!! ------------ Ni: Oh my god! I took out a human! Ni: Let's use these! "Exteeending Arms"! Na: ...Hey, couldn't you do something else to pick me up? Ni: Oh? ------------ Ni: Hey, what's up, Marisa. Ni: I'm glad you weren't one of those village folks. Ma: You just shot me down, and that's how you greet me? Ma: If I were, I would've been dead. Ma: Aaaaaah chu!! Ma: Geez, it's still cold out here. Ni: You'd better dry your cloths, or you'll get sick. Ni: Quick! Take of your shirt! Ma: Hey! I'll do it myself! Ma: Calm down, would ya? --------------- Ma: Hey, thanks for your clothes. Ni: Humans are my allies. We help each other out. Ma: You shot me down, remember? Ni: Aah! Ni: Well then, let me tweak your Hakkerou and boost up its powers. Ma: Wow, really!? Ma: Thanks! That'd be great! ------------- Al: So, this is the reason why she didn't show up, huh? Pa: What the heck is she doing here anyway...? Al: And... Al: when did they get close like that? ------------- Al: Darn you, Marisa! You forgot our tea party! And that kappa! Who the hell does she think she is!? Pa: Hey, Alice! Look! Ma: Mm... Ni: Eat it! It's good! Pa and Al: Wow... Pa and Al: Somehow arousing!! ------------ Al: Eat my cucumber too, Marisa! Pa: Calm down. Pa: I don't think it's a good idea to let them get any closer. Wouldn't you agree? Al: Ye... Yeah. Pa: How about us teaming up for now and messing up their relationship? Al: Good idea! Al: You're sinister, Pathouli... Pa: Speak for yourself. ----------- Ni: Eeek! Ma: Hm? What's wrong? Ni: I felt cold... all of a sudden... Ma: Of course you are. Even if you're a kappa, you're in a swimsuit. . Ma: Come over here. Ni: ... It's warm. --------------- Pa: Oh no... They're even closer now... Al: Jesus! Let's get on with our plan! Al: This is our plan! - Throw cr*p at Nitori. - She'll get filthy and smelly. - They'll break up!! Cr*p provided by animals living in the Forest of Magic Al: Let's do it. Pa: Make sure you throw it from multiple angles. We don't want to be spotted. Al: Leave it to me! I'm the one and only... ------------------- Al: Alice Margatroid! The seven-colored puppeteer! Outside the panel: Note: She's throwing it with her magic. Ma: Nooooo!! Ma: What's this!? Stinks!! Ni: That's cr*p! Next to Ni: Didn't get hit. ------------- Pa: Idiot! What the heck are you doing!? Marisa is covered with cr*p now! On top of Ma: I'm gonna wash myself in the river... Pa: Geez! I'll do it! Pa: Yah!! Next to Pa: She doesn't care anymore. ------------ Ma: Gyaaaa!! Ma: Why the hell is cr*p falling from the sky today!? Ni: I'm sorry for you. Next to Ni: Didn't get hit again. Al: Idiot! You're no better than me! Pa: Hey, she started looking around... Al: Let's get out of here for now. --------------- Pa: But... I've been out here for too long, and my asthma is getting... Al: Holy crap!! Next to Al: Sigh... Al: ... I guess I have no other choice. Al: We're getting out of here, all right? Pa: ... Thanks... Al: ...Don't mention it... -------------- Ma: Phew! Ma: This Washing Machine thing is amazing! Ma: I'm clean and smelling fresh now! Ni: Kappa's technologies are the best in whole Gensokyo. Ni: Hey, Marisa! Would you mind if I visit your house? Ni: I heard you collect a lot of interesting stuff. Ma: Nah, I don't mind. Ma: Wait a minute. I think I forgot something... Ma: Heck. Never mind. Outside the panel: Alice and Patchouli get screwed by Marisa again. -------------- Ma: Hey, look. A lovely couple. Pa: Ah! Marisa! Al: It's not what you think it is!! ----------------- Afterword Thank you for reading this far. I fell ill right before the shipment deadline for this comic, so I had a hard time getting it though. I thought I couldn't make it, but thanks to my background assistant Yugo, it got through eventually. Thank you very much! Let's do a Touhou party some day. I'll participate in the Winter Comiket if I get the space. I'll try to release "King of Gensokyo: Final Part" at that Comiket. I'm looking forward to meeting you and hearing what you thought about my previous doujin releases. Anyway, see you later! October 2008 Tomokichi Published by: Yudokuya Publish date: November 2, 2008 Contact: Tomokichi Website: Print: Neko No Shippo Original story: Team Shanghai Alice --------------------- A few months later... Nitori asked Marisa whether she wanted to go underground. (She hinted the existence of hot springs.) Ma: That sounds interesting. Besides, I have nothing else to do! Ni: Way to go! Ni: All right! I'll get my own nuclear reactor! Outside the box: Continued to "Touhou 12 Subterranean Animism" ----------------- Yudokuya Presents Touhou Project Fan Book ---------------------